I am a Born Again Orthodox Christian

Hello Mark
My name is Laird G. I am a Born Again Orthodox Christian, I know that a human soul goes to 1 of 2 places when that person dies,1 that soul goes to Heaven if that person was a Born Again Orthodox Christian, or 2 that soul goes to hell if they are not a Born Again Orthodox Christian. I arrived at the above statements upon arriving at the essence of the above subject of Christianity after 40 + years of study on the subject.
The Christian God (Jesus The Christ)2 ED member of the Holy Trinity is coming back to earth very very soon to claim His Throne. The Christian God Loves all human souls and wants to save as many human souls to him self as possible.
The Christian God has been proven by scientific means to exist.
On other subjects I am also an inventor, artist and musician.
As an inventor I am offering to all illuminati members a 10.5% finders fee on the net profit of all orders over 1000 units ( a unit = 1 complete Clear It kit) of the invention Clear It. To you personally Mr. Hamilton I am offering an 11% finders fee on the net profit of all orders over 1000 units of Clear It. NOTE all orders are first come first pay, I won’t pay 2 people for the same order!
Note Clear It, is patent pending.
What is Clear It, it is an invention to clear dried medication from ASTHMA inhaler dispensing devices, this invention may be viewed on the catalog page at http://www.candggifts.net/ on your internet explorer ( the blue e ).
As an artist I am offering 11″ x 14″ pencil portraits of human babys for $400.00 per baby, in my vocabulary a toddler and above is not a baby. I am offering oil portraits for $3000.00 per person. For toddlers and up this includes bust portraits only. 3/4 and full portraits are more money this to be discussed on an individual basis. These portraits can be done from photos, NOTE the oil portraits must have the flesh tones applied at personal settings, all food, lodging and travel expenses for me or for themselves are to be paid for by the client. The above portraits are 90% warranted and the monies will be returned upon the distruction of the drawing/painting, NOTE the monies for the food, lodging and travel are not refundable. Note this is a limited time offer!
As a musician I have composed 4 Christian Songs and am composing a fifth. In the future I hope to receive gigs, etc. for the above.
I Praise and Thank the Christian God for all that I have.
Thank you for reading this Mr. Hamilton, hoping to do business with you in the future.
Sincerely
Laird G. G.